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| The Blob sends its heartfelt regrets. |
What a world we live
in—a world where a powerful man at the top of his game, making millions of
dollars for himself and his company, can get fired because he’s suddenly not
making as many millions for his company and because humanity is disgusted by allegations of him
sexually harassing female coworkers.
How sad.
Bill laments this world
in his latest book, Old School. He never would have lost his job back
in the “old school” work environment.
As the book description says on his website, “It’s a values thing. The anti-Old School forces believe the
traditional way of looking at life is oppressive.”2 Bill might refer to agents of the
anti-Old School forces as “pinheads” or “snowflakes”. He wasn’t creating an oppressive work environment for all
those women—it’s just tradition for a man in power to comment on a female
coworker’s cleavage, or to masturbate while on the phone with her, or to
threaten her career unless she visits his hotel room. What woman doesn’t want that sort of attention from her
saggy old boss? Where’s the
respect?
Not that those
allegations are true, of course.
Women are always looking to make a quick buck off sexual harassment
claims, aren’t we? It’s just such
a fun and easy way to put our careers and reputations on the line, and maybe
get a million dollars.
My heart goes out to
Bill. He’s been through so
much. To have the President of the
United States vouch for your character, and you still lose your job—what a blow. I’m sure the left-wing media has
something to do with this.
1 This is a joke.
2 Other gems from the book description:
"Do you look for something to get outraged about, every single day, so
you can fire off a tweet defending your exquisitely precious sensibilities?
Then you're a Snowflake." ...Or the president.
"This book will explain the looming confrontation so even the ladies
on The View can understand it." And why don't women love this guy?
