So here we are. I am wide awake. My right leg hurts and I’m worried I
have a blood clot but I’m afraid to google it. Maybe it’s just a tight IT band. (Does anyone actually know what an IT band is? I don’t.) The pain in my leg is more likely attributed to how I sit
while working at my computer. As
it turns out, if I am not forced to enter society and sit in a chair like a
civilized adult, I simply do not do it.
Most days, I am a pretzel wearing pajamas, twisted over my mouse and
keyboard. Longtime blog readers
may recall a smug Claire mocking her London office safety consultant’s
instructions on how to sit properly in a chair. I may need a refresher course.
It's been six years and I'm still shocked by the graphics of this image. |
I really should work on
my posture, as one of my greatest fears about getting old is developing the old
woman hump. You know the one. Maybe I should get one of those
machines that makes you hang upside down.
Livestrong.com tells me inversion therapy could benefit my posture and
circulation. But I don’t know if I
can trust Lance Armstrong anymore.
Alright, I should stop looking at
a screen and attempt to sleep.
Sweet dreams, friends. (Or if
you are lucky, Harry Potter themed dreams. I found a Horcrux in a dream the other night and it was very
cool.)
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