I can feel in my blood
pressure where this post might be going, so I’d like to preface anything I am
about to say with: I am not voting for Donald Trump, he is a hateful and angry
man. (Although the mind-boggling
fact that he is still leading the polls makes me think he may be the president
our country deserves. Or at least
the nominee the Republican Party deserves.)
I would, however, like
to say this War on Holidays has got to stop. I’m not super worried about the “War” on Christmas because
the religious right isn’t going anywhere.
I am, however, quite disturbed by the WAR ON HALLOWEEN. What is this garbage. I hope Yale students can manage to
unwad their panties, step out into the world (which, newsflash, is not your
“safe space”) and redirect their tears toward actual problems.
Anyways. We should talk about happier
things. Like, Thanksgiving. It was a wonderful, whirlwind trip to
Boston. So, so nice to see all the
cousins, aunts, and uncles, and I’m glad Will came along to join the fun. Maybe next time we will pick less
painfully timed flights. Avoiding
being on a plane at 5am (whether at landing or takeoff) could be a good general
rule of thumb. At least our pilot
began our flight home with a comforting announcement:
“Blah blah currently 47
degrees in San Francisco, blah blah some turbulence over the Great Plains, blah
blah. And…I know some, if not most, of you may be nervous to travel in light of the recent events……in Paris. However, we want you to know that we
are always in touch with our company and that there are no specific threats
against this flight. So sit back,
relax, and enjoy this 6 hour and 6 minute flight to San Francisco.”
Ah yes. I will.
(Was that our cue to
look around and make sure no one was snickering evilly? Was United test-driving that as a new
part of the safety demo? I will be giving them a piece of my mind in my post-flight survey.)
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