You may have heard that
San Francisco has a large homeless population. Yes, there are lots of homeless people here, some say, but
they’re so friendly! With this in mind,
here is the account of my welcome from the people of San Francisco.
Monday morning: As one
of my new roommates (also named Clare, no “i”) and I walked down the hill
toward the metro, a woman dressed in a Santa suit approached us. She started walking with the pair of
Cla(i)res and greeted us good morning in her own friendly way:
“It’s YOU. Because of YOU ASSHOLES, I’M out here
FERTILIZING. You TRASH OUR CITY
and DON’T PICK UP AFTER YOURSELVES.”
Top of the morning to
you as well, madam.
Tuesday evening: In the
middle of a crosswalk yesterday on the way home from work, a man walked up to
me, spread his arms like Batman, and went “RAHHHHHHH.”
And I will leave you
with the friendly piece of advice I got today on the way home from work:
“Don’t forget your vibrator,
babe.”
Well, definitely more creative than the standard "God bless you!"
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