Monday, October 24, 2016

The Abortion Portion: A Treatise on the "Pro-Life" Distinction

Thankfully, the presidential debates are over and it seems (dare I say it) that Donald J. Trump finds himself in a deep, dark, orange hell hole of failure. (Sad!)  While I could comment on any number of exchanges from last week's debate, I would like to discuss this:

WALLACE: And now let’s talk about abortion. Donald, will your judges overturn Roe v. Wade?

TRUMP: Maybe? Yes. Probably.

CLINTON: (cracks knuckles) First off, no. Second off, I support Roe v. Wade and Planned Parenthood. It is nice that this is finally coming up at a debate with a woman in it. Do you think that women do this for fun? This is not fun. This is a decision you get to make about your own life and your own body, with your family, taking your faith into account, and I can’t imagine why you would want the government making it for you.

WALLACE: Ah, but didn’t you support partial-birth abortions?

TRUMP: I read somewhere that a baby can — you can just RIP a baby out of a lady’s tummy at nine months! In the ninth month. On the final day.

CLINTON: I think you’re describing a C-section.[1]

The abortion portion. I am actually glad for this opportunity because I have been mulling over a blob about the pro-life/pro-choice debate for a while now. I find the treatment of the issue incredibly frustrating.

Full disclosure: I was raised in a Catholic family and attended Catholic school through twelfth grade. I went to Mass every Sunday up through college. My friends sometimes refer to me as Catholic Correspondent Claire O’Connor. Despite the Church’s many flaws, I believe it is a force for good in the world and in my life. Even if I were to up and become an atheist tomorrow, the tenets of Catholicism as I learned them will always be deeply ingrained in me. “Love one another as I have loved you.” “Men and women for others.” “Others first, self last, God always.” That is the Catholic Church I know and love and am grateful to have been grounded in.

I have lots of Catholic friends and family on Facebook (and in real life). Every so often, I see a post go by pledging support for the only “pro-life” ticket (Trump Pence) or denouncing Hillary Clinton as a baby killer or decrying Tim Kaine’s betrayal of his Catholicism. These posts disturb me and highlight what I believe is flawed about pro-life/pro-choice debate.

We have a problem if the framing of one issue—an issue that is and should be important to Catholics—leads Catholics to vote for a ticket that is fundamentally at odds with Catholic values. There is nothing Catholic about the Trump Pence ticket. Their entire campaign has been to demonize the “other”—the same “other” that Catholics are taught to serve and put before themselves. Mexicans, Muslims, refugees, the disabled, the poor—we are meant to include them all. The word “catholic” means universal. “Others first, self last, God always.” When has Donald Trump ever put himself last?[2]

But, you say, Mike Pence is a professed servant of the Lord! Indeed, he sets that wonderful Christian example of enabling cruelty (as do all other supposed Christian leaders who do not disavow Trump). But Mike Pence’s record in perverting Christian values goes back farther than his joining the Trump ticket. He championed the Indiana “Religious Freedom Restoration Act”, which allows businesses to deny service to gays and lesbians on the basis of religious objections to LGBT lifestyles. Where in the Bible does Jesus say “Serve others, except those whose behavior you find offensive”? Jesus sought out the people society called sinners. He dined with them, he washed their feet, he lifted them up. Christians supporting these “religious freedom” bills might do well to read up on the Pharisees next time at Bible study—perhaps the Lord might open their eyes to some striking similarities.

But let’s get back to abortion, shall we? Just what everybody wants.

In my experience, Catholic education very effectively drives home the point that the pro-life movement has the monopoly on morality in the abortion debate. It took me a long time to even question that notion. But I once I did, I realized the debate is not so black and white. The terms "pro-life" and "pro-choice" are inadequate to encompass the nuance of this debate.

The pro-life movement’s two goals are to 1) overturn Roe v. Wade and 2) shut down Planned Parenthood. In other words, they believe making abortion illegal and eliminating the poster child of abortion providers will end abortion. That is simplistic, naïve, and wrong. Neither goal addresses why women seek abortions. It is assumed that, if legal access to abortion goes away, abortion will go away. This is a willful denial of the fact that women will seek abortions even if their access is limited. And without the protection of the law, these abortions would bring greater risk to women's health and well-being.

Shouldn’t the goal of the pro-life movement be to reduce the number of abortions to an eventual zero without jeopardizing the lives of women? I don't see them approaching the problem from this mindset.  They would rather moralize the issue.  I have a sneaking suspicion that, were the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade and the government to stop funding Planned Parenthood, the pro-life movement would declare victory, pack its bags, and go home. At best, they would be blissfully unaware of the women who would still seek dangerous abortions. At worst, they would believe these women deserve their fate.

The statistic you’ll never hear from pro-life people is that abortions have decreased steadily just about every year since 1990, and they are at the lowest number since the government started collecting data after Roe v. Wade.[3] Additionally, today almost no women die during abortions, whereas before Roe v. Wade, the mortality of women during abortions is estimated to have been 17% (and probably higher, as that percentage was calculated from only reported deaths).[4] Is there room for the lives of women in the hearts of pro-lifers?

What if the pro-life movement were to shift its attention from supporting politicians who pay them “we’ll reverse Roe v. Wade” lip service to supporting politicians who believe in comprehensive sex education for women and men? I think they might find that a better investment with better results.  But I suppose to do that, they would need to accept that humans have sex outside of marriage. :-O

I hope this election will lead Catholics to reexamine the "pro-life" litmus test. Perhaps they'll realize it's a term by which politicians realize they can hold hostage a portion of the Catholic and Christian vote. Our vote is worth more than that, and we should award it to politicians who deal with reality, rather than to those who would pontificate from a position of willful ignorance.

This treatise is hereby concluded. I thank you all for your time and respectful consideration. I will probably never discuss abortion on the blob again.



[1] Erin and I enjoy Alexandra Petri's articles in the Washington Post. (How do I get her job..) Her debate recaps were great and much more enjoyable than the real thing.

[2] Or had “God always”, for that matter? The man who claims the Bible is his favorite book called II Corinthians “Two Corinthians”, for Christ’s sake. If we can thank Trump for one thing in this election, it’s for exposing the hypocrisy of the evangelical vote. 

[4] 17% of all deaths due to maternity/childbirth in 1965.  Illegal abortion was even riskier for non-white women. “In New York City in the early 1960s, one in four childbirth-related deaths among white women was due to abortion; in comparison, abortion accounted for one in two childbirth-related deaths among nonwhite and Puerto Rican women.”  For more reading, https://www.guttmacher.org/about/gpr/2003/03/lessons-roe-will-past-be-prologue

Monday, October 17, 2016

I have become a monster.

Y’all.  I know this blob is very late.  I’m just…exhausted.  I had thought I’d finish a post I started a while ago exploring the “Christians” for Trump phenomenon, but I could not summon the emotional energy.  So instead of getting all worked up during my free weekend, I spent the time knitting, napping, doing laundry, watching West Wing, and eating Ben & Jerry’s.  It’s been very nice.  Perhaps I will finish my other post this week. 

I would, however, like to issue a statement proclaiming that I am aware I have become a social media election monster.  I can’t help it.  This election has opened my eyes.  It has shaken some fundamental assumptions I had made about my world.  It has me absolutely crazed.  Believe it or not, I tuned out of Facebook last election season because a) I didn’t particularly care about the outcome and b) I didn’t want to subject myself to preachy windbags.  But now, I am the preachy windbag.  I know that.  And I don’t care.  

This is my Facebook profile pic.


This election has also introduced me to the joys of Twitter.  I now semi-regularly tweet at Paul Ryan and Chris Christie, in attempts to shame them.


Three days later, he told House Republicans he will no longer defend Trump...coincidence???

@zesty_cruz liked this tweet--not sure if he caught my sarcasm.

Like I said, I've become a monster.


It's not all trolling, though.  


She then owned the first debate...coincidence?????


Perhaps after the election, my blob and I may return to a less crazed state.  (Largely depends on the outcome.)  In the meantime, I will offer a Trump-like apology to those who find this all a bit hard to stomach: I'm sorry you feel that way, but the other side is a lot worse.


Saturday, October 8, 2016

Pep talk for Donald.

Mr. Trump—can I call you Don?  Yes, is that OK?  Good.  I want you to be very happy.  It's very important to me.

Rumor has it (ooh) that you and your gang of old white cronies are huddled up in Trump Tower at this very moment, discussing options for your campaign in light of that unfortunate video published by your friends at the Washington Post.  (Listen, I hear ya, it was ten years ago, you’re a changed man.  There’s nothing like that sixth decade of life to force a man to examine his past life of misogyny and entitled behavior and start anew.  Truly, you are amazing.)

My sources tell me one Jefferson “Jeff” Sessions has mustered the courage to recommend you withdraw from the race.  Don.  Listen to me. Do not withdraw.  Jefferson is being selfish.  He’s a backwards dweeb.  You hate dweebs.  Dweebs are losers.  Look at the guy.  He looks like the kid from Mad magazine grew up and became a senator.  How did this guy get on the A-team anyways?  (Or do you call them the D-team? D-team might be more accurate.  Let’s go with D-team.)  You prefer guys who look like actual thugs.  You could have at least recommended he take some hair tips from Donnie Jr.  I mean, come on.

But I digress.  Jeff and the gang are starting to get a little worried about this thing called Election Day.  It’s on November 8th.  They are just now beginning to think that day might be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day for the Republican Party.  (This is what happens when you surround yourself with people who aren’t smarter than you.  Not a critique!  I’m just saying!)  I hate to break it to you, but I don’t know how much Jeff actually cares about you.  (I know, right?  Don’t tell him I told you.  But seriously, who couldn’t care about YOU?  You’re the best!  You’re the bomb!  You’re the richest guy!  You get all the hot ladies!  Despite being an over-stuffed orange man-child with small hands and bad hair!  You are ABSOLUTELY KILLING IT.  People love you!  The crowds!  Those unbelievable crowds full of the very best people America has to offer!  You have so much to be proud of.  You have created a movement.)

But I digress again.  Listen, we have exactly one month left.  You’re not a quitter!  You don’t quit!  You’re a winner!  You have a winning temperament.   Let’s show those futzy old Republicans what you’re gonna do to their party, huh?  Let’s make them watch in horror as the results come in (in horror, because of how big you’re going to win, of course!).  Let’s make them truly understand what it means to UNLEASH THE DONALD.  Let’s watch them squirm.

It’s been one hell of a year.  And I do mean hell.  You have put us through hell.  A good hell though!  We’ve enjoyed it!  It brought out people’s true colors.  Or whiteness, as the case may be.  

Don, I know you’re not exactly accustomed to doing things for others.  (It’s not your fault you were born with a silver spoon up your ass.  I would never blame you for that.)  But I humbly ask you to give the American people the chance to reject (or accept!  We still could accept it!) your vision for making American great again.  You really have forced us to think about who we are and who we want to be.  Now give us the chance to prove to ourselves and to the world that we are not completely terrible.  You owe us that much. 

Now you get back on that horse, Don.  We'll see you tomorrow at the debate.

Monday, October 3, 2016

We have a winner.

PS.

Very proud to announce:

Ann, you are the best.

Debate diagrams, part one.

Do kids diagram sentences* these days?  I've always enjoyed the activity.  For my own amusement (and perhaps for yours), I decided to diagram a few of Donald Trump's "sentences"** from the first debate.  His peculiar rhetorical structure forced me to get a little creative at times, so I cannot claim 100% accuracy in my diagramming.  But as far as I can tell, Mr. Trump has never been concerned with 100% accuracy, so I'm not too worried.

That's the kind of thinking our country needs.


One of the more bizarre sentiments uttered in a presidential debate.

Palm Beach, tough community.

We need to abandon coherent sentences.  It is the kind of thinking our country needs.  

RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE MY STRONGEST ASSET IS MY TEMPERAMENT RAGE RAGE 



*Great resource for those of you who want to revisit 6th grade English.

**Straight from the transcript provided by the New York Times, which surely is misrepresenting Mr. Trump at Hillary Clinton's behest.