Monday, February 29, 2016

A Disavowal of Christopher "Chris" Christie.

I am sorry to break the news that I must on this blog that my very own denounce and disavow the New Jersey governor, the dishonorable Chris Christie, who has given up his very soul in a foolish and misguided bid for the vice presidency of the United States of America.  My feelings on the governor have come a long way since I first saw his lawn signs in New Jersey back in 2009 and thought, “that’s a dumb name”.  While I do not agree with him on every issue, I formerly liked and respected him, I naively and disastrously underestimated the depths of his thirst for power and can no longer support his actions.  He is such a pragmatist, not that he sold his soul to a pyschopants demagogue in exchange for keeping his name in the news and his political career alive.  But, as it is written, "for what does it profit a man to gain the whole world, and forfeit his soul?" (I'm sure his new overlord can give him some tips.)  His Jersey ‘tude will be wasn't really missed that much in this race.  

Nevertheless, I have had been calling Marco Rubio a robot for a long time, so I still do really appreciate that Chris Christie confronted him on this and brought the issue to the national stage.  That particular clip of him destroying poor baby Marco in Saturday’s debate was the first thing I saw Monday morning after I woke up (thank you, Erin) and it had me totally jazzed.  I practically leapt out of bed and fist pumped my way to the shower. will always bring me joy.

So Governor Christie, I know Bruce Springsteen probably didn’t let you use any of his songs on the campaign trail, but baby, you were born to run, is ashamed of you.  But I am just ashamed of myself for having been fooled by your brilliant disguise.

I never meant for you to go this far even if only to take Marco Rubio down with you.  Mary Pat, how could you let this happen...

God have mercy on the woman who doubts what she's sure of.

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