As I sit here on the
couch and enjoy my dinner of cheese sticks, chocolate covered pretzels, and
Trumer Pils, I ponder the future of our great nation. I came across this clip from the Ellen Show, in which my new
favorite child named Macey expresses joy and wonderment at meeting President
Obama and George W. Bush. (You must watch this video.) How, I
wonder, will Macey feel about meeting a President Trump? How will President Trump feel about
meeting her? Will he inspire her
to become President Macey? Or will
he recommend she become a supermodel, because those are the only women worth
having around? While perhaps
it is not a primary part of the president’s job, I would argue that meeting
with and inspiring children is a crucial aspect of the American
presidency. How can we expect our
democracy to survive if the president does not encourage and respect the
potential of children (and vice versa)?
As Donald Trump’s candidacy now seems inevitable, we need to THINK OF
THE CHILDREN.
I am about to embark upon
a letter writing campaign to as many Republican party officials as possible,
urging them not to endorse Donald Trump for president. You are welcome to join the
effort. Our democracy depends on
the active participation of its citizens.
This election is scaring the shit out of me, so I am planning to do as
much as is in my power to prevent a Donald Trump presidency. I have already signed up to volunteer
for Hillary’s campaign. (Forgive
me, father.)
My fellow Americans, we must think
of the children. Our democracy depends on it. God bless Hillary
Clinton, and God bless America.
PS.
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| See ya, asshole. |
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