Headlines.

Today, Nigel Farage, one of the leading geniuses of “Brexit”, snidely remarked “it’s almost as if [Hillay Clinton] feels she has this sort of divine right” to the presidency.  Seems like odd commentary coming from someone whose country has a monarchy.

In other news, Donald Trump praised the old American pastime of waterboarding.  “I like it a lot,” he said.  Where can we sign him up?

Finally, rest in peace, Pat Summitt.  Even though we always cheered for UConn women's basketball, I still knew you were a badass.